HI, I’M KEVIN.
I’m an award-winning Director of Content, Copywriter, and seasoned Screenwriter.
And no, I don’t have a problem with cats. Or wish them an ounce of harm.
It’s not my fault curiosity happens to be my superpower… and their Kryptonite. And no court of law has ever been able to prove that my inquisitive nature caused the death of a single fuzzy feline. Not one. Or even half of one.
But it has brought to life a whole lot of awareness, engagement, and revenue for a wide array of brands, products, and services. Even cat food for Purina.
You see, I’ve always had an insatiable curiosity. A bottomless need to understand how and why things tick. A wide-eyed sense of wonder for the people, world, and things around me that sparks in me a genuine empathy, respect, and joy in the everything from the mundane and popular to the unusual and unexceptional.
And it’s taught me that there’s no such thing as mundane or unexceptional. Only a lack of vision, imagination, interest, and humility. Like my mom used to tell me, “All things have value… just open your eyes.”
So, when it’s time to create, collaborate, solve problems, and lead, my curiosity is my go-to meal of choice. My catnip. It feeds my hunger to play, explore, question, poke, prod, test, tinker, build, and discover a thing’s unique value or a unique fix to save the day… without ever losing sight of business goals, timelines, or budgets.
Allowing me to consistently create, fortify, and grow meaningful and unique connections between brands, consumers, and revenue.
“Mmmm… Yummy… Just what we needed!”
Sounds great. But “I’m concerned you might have inspired a few cat owners and cats to consume deadly amounts of fish-flavored chow” you might say. And I’d say, “Even it it were true - which it’s not, legally speaking - at least those cute little fur balls went out with a healthy, shiny coat, a full belly, and a smile. And besides, the good people at Purina and the agency I worked for gotta eat too, right?
Same goes for you and your brands. And I’d like to feed you both and fuel your growth with strategic and data-driven content, concepts, campaigns, and copy your consumers will devour.
So, if you’re interested in improving brand awareness, loyalty, consumer engagement, and revenue - without risking the life of a single cat - I’m definitely curious to find out more about you and how I can help.
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AND BECAUSE I’M NOT AS SERIOUS AS I PLAY ON TV…